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This Guy Swinging In The Park Is Basically Poetry

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Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean.

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As an ex-Christian, I find myself hating the idea of God... any god more and more. I've come to realize that if God existed in any capacity, then he is an asshole: plain and simple.

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